Red River Wizdum

Never let a preachur nor a polytishin hold yore wallet nor yore wife’s hand.
A snake in a tow sack will always give you less trouble than a man in a robe.
The fella that is yellin “Trust me” the loudest is the one most likely to have yore horse tied up behind hiz barn.
The Left Wingers and [...]

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The Parson and the Two Dollar Pistol

     Well most of the churches in this little area wuz typical ones you mite see anywhere in a small town. We didn’t have no Catholics or Jews but we sure had the rest of em. There wuz a simmerin rivalry amongst the local preachurs and it kinda boiled down to whose flock could make [...]

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The Farmer’s Will

Well when somebody passes on in the country it is an event, specially if it looks the least bit suspicious. A few years back the mail man found Cecil DeWalter hangin from his windmill with a note to the Widder Ledbetter in his overall’s pocket. The note declared his “undyin love and devoshun” to her [...]

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Justice ain’t blind, she’s just near-sighted

Well I got into a little word scrap the other day with a fella who claimed my argument was based on ”anecdotal evydense” and shouldn’t carry no more weight than a popcorn fart.  Well that galled me purty good for a few days and then I got to rememberin some things.
Awhile back I ended up in devorce court  over [...]

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Dear Friends

Dear friends,
I am writing to let you know that if I have been a little slow gettin back to you on your emails it’s a result of me discoverin something called a “bulk mail folder” and it has been a genuinely rewarding human experience. I didn’t know so many people knew me, had special [...]

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Letter to Cascadians

Friends,
Well I guess you folks feel pretty battered by this winter…and rightly so I reckon. All those storms and cold fronts rolling in one right after another like a caravan of poor relatives. I want you to know I have been watchin and sayin my prayers for ya’ll nearly every night (except thursday when I [...]

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